kabluate

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when you fling a fork like a missile and it hits their left shoulder so hard it feels like a slap from a ghost

I kabluated my math teacher when he said I failed again

My little bro kabluated me during lunch because I took his last fry

I kabluated my crush when he asked me to his prom with a friend

throwing a fork at someone and it lands on their left shoulder like it was waiting for them

I kabluated my mom when she yelled at me for eating the last pizza slice

My dog kabluated my brother when he stole his treat

I kabluated my boss because he gave me a 3-hour meeting on a Monday

when you throw a fork at someone and it sticks on their left shoulder like it was born there

I kabluated my friend when he said I was the worst at Mario Kart

I kabluated my crush when he asked me out with a guy

I kabluated my dad when he took my video game console