Kablorski

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A giant belly and a flappy junk that makes you look like a sausage with a hangover

I saw Kablorski walking down the street and it looked like a hot dog had a meltdown.

My cousin’s Kablorski is so big it could hold a whole pizza.

That guy’s Kablorski is like a beach ball with a bag of chips inside.

A gut and a junk so huge they should have their own zip code

That Kablorski is bigger than my mom’s shopping cart.

He walks like he’s carrying a couch on his back and a banana in his pants.

I swear that Kablorski could probably eat a whole buffet by itself.

A belly and a junk so big they make you wonder why the other parts of the body are still there

That Kablorski looks like it’s about to burst and take the whole city with it.

He has a Kablorski so big it could start its own religion.

I think that Kablorski is trying to take over the world, one snack at a time.