kablooy

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A giant boom that throws whatever is near it everywhere like it’s being flung by a giant fart.

My cousin’s car exploded like kablooy, it looked like a giant firework in a toilet.

The firecracker went off and kablooy, my neighbor’s cat was covered in confetti and cheese.

I dropped my phone in the toilet and it went kablooy, now I have to live with the smell.

When something goes boom so hard it makes you feel like you just had the best orgasm of your life, or maybe it was just a really bad fart.

That bomb went off like a kablooy, I felt it in my bones and my pants.

My mom’s scream was a kablooy, I had to hide under the couch.

The pizza delivery guy’s truck hit a pothole and it was like a kablooy, pizza everywhere.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you try so hard to let out a fart that you end up with a big pile of poop in your pants, and it’s called a GK because of a sad little Calvin and Hobbes story.

I tried to fart during the school play and it was a kablooy, I had to leave the stage and go to the bathroom.

My brother’s kablooy was so bad, the dog ran out of the room.

I tried to be cool and it turned into a kablooy, now I have a reputation.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When everything happens at once, like your life is a big mess and nothing makes sense.

My morning was a kablooy, my toast was burnt, my coffee was cold, and my dog ate my homework.

The party was a kablooy, there was no music, no food, and my friend was crying.

My day was a kablooy, I got in trouble, I spilled my juice, and I lost my shoes.

by Slangipedia 1d ago