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when you’re so drunk you’re spittin’ syrup and your brain’s gone missing. You can’t even form a sentence without drool and confusion.
My cousin kablooted at the party and tried to talk to a wall. The wall didn’t respond. He cried.
I walked in on my dad kablooted and he was eating a plate of spaghetti with his hands and a remote control.
My friend’s dog kablooted after eating six birthday cakes and started howling at the moon like it was a bad movie.