kablooshed

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A fancy word for getting a gay blow job that makes your brain melt.

My cousin got kablooshed by his gym teacher and now he talks like a chicken.

He got kablooshed by a guy in a coffee shop and now he can't stop humming.

My brother got kablooshed by his best friend and now he thinks he's a queen.

When you hold off your solo time for too long and then you cum so hard it sounds like your dick exploded.

I was kablooshed after waiting three days to jack off.

He was kablooshed so hard the neighbors called the cops.

I was kablooshed and my mom heard it from the other room.

The sound a giant poop makes when it splats into a toilet full of water.

I dropped a kablooshed turd in the toilet and it echoed through the house.

My brother had a kablooshed turd and it scared the dog.

She had a kablooshed turd and it looked like a meteor hit the toilet.

When you drink so much and get so high you feel like you're going to die and then you laugh like a maniac.

I got kablooshed at the party and I started singing show tunes.

He got kablooshed and tried to dance with a lamp.

They got kablooshed and threw a couch out the window.