kabloosh

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A fancy word for a gay guy giving you a sucked-off cock like it's the last meal on Earth.

'I saw him at the mall. He gave me a kabloosh and then walked off like I was nothing.'

'He said he'd do it for free if I brought him fries.'

'I asked him if he wanted a tip. He said, 'No, I just want you to cum.'

The noise a giant turd makes when it crashes into a toilet full of water like it's a pool party.

'I heard it from the next room. It sounded like a meteor hit the toilet.'

'He said the turd was bigger than his head.'

'I was taking a shower when it happened. I almost drowned.'

When you haven't touched your junk in so long, your cum looks like it's been waiting for a parade.

'I hadn't touched my cock in a week. My cum looked like it had a vacation.'

'He said it was the best kabloosh he'd ever had. I said, 'You're welcome.'

'I had to take a nap after that. My body was tired.'

When you drink so much and get so high, you forget your name and your pants.

'He came in wearing just socks and said, 'I'm the king of the bar.''

'She drank so much she tried to dance with the ceiling.'

'He passed out on the floor and started talking to the bartender.'