Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone sends another someone flowers because they're too cheap to buy them a pizza.

My mom kabloomed me because I forgot her birthday.

He kabloomed his ex to get back in her good graces.

She kabloomed her crush because she was too shy to talk to him.

2

The noise you hear when something goes boom and then explodes again just to be extra.

The kabloomed sound was so loud it woke up my dog.

That kabloom was like a fireworks show in my ears.

I heard a kabloom and my neighbor's cat ran for its life.

3

When you're so turned on you just let it all go, like a waterfall of cum.

He kabloomed so hard the bed shook.

She kabloomed during math class and got sent to the office.

They kabloomed in the back of the bus and no one noticed.

4

A way to scream KABOOM but with more letters and more rage.

He yelled KABLOOMED so loud the neighbors called the cops.

She texted KABLOOMED in all caps and her crush replied back.

They shouted KABLOOMED during the movie and ruined the ending.

5

A flower shop that sells so many flowers they probably get a discount from the flower gods.

That kabloomed store sells flowers so fast they have a delivery robot.

I went to the kabloomed store and bought 100 roses.

My mom works at the kabloomed store and she gets free flowers every day.

6

A fancy flower shop that charges you for the privilege of buying flowers.

That kabloomed shop charges $100 for one rose.

He went to the kabloomed shop and came out with a $500 bouquet.

She kabloomed her mom with a $1000 flower arrangement.

7

What a flower does when it opens like it's trying to show off.

The flower kabloomed in the garden like it was on stage.

That flower kabloomed so fast it scared the bees.

The flower kabloomed in the morning and I was in awe.