kablooja

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When your brain is so fried it feels like it's gonna blow up and you can't think straight

I tried to do my math homework and my brain exploded. Literally.

My teacher called me out for daydreaming. I was just trying to survive kablooja.

I texted my mom 'I can't' and she said 'That's what I said when I had kablooja.'

When your thoughts are so loud they’re screaming in your head and you can’t think

I was trying to listen to my teacher but my brain was yelling at me.

I had kablooja during lunch and ate my entire sandwich in one bite.

My friend said I looked like I had kablooja. I told him, 'Thanks, I needed that.'

When your brain is so confused it doesn't know which way to go and you're just trying to make it through the day

I walked into my math class and forgot my name. That was kablooja.

I tried to answer a question and my brain said 'I don’t know.' That was kablooja.

I had kablooja so bad I started talking to the ceiling.

When you're so lost in your thoughts you can’t remember why you're even alive

I was thinking about my dog and forgot my math test. That was kablooja.

I had kablooja so bad I forgot how to breathe.

I texted my friend 'Why am I here?' and that was kablooja.

When your brain is so full of garbage it can’t think and you're just trying to survive

I had kablooja during science and I tried to eat my pencil.

I was thinking about my dog and my math test at the same time. That was kablooja.

I told my teacher I had kablooja and she said, 'You always have that.'

When your brain is so busy being a mess you can’t focus on anything

I tried to do my homework and my brain was dancing. That was kablooja.

I had kablooja so bad I started talking to my dog.

I got in trouble for daydreaming and my brain said, 'I didn’t know I was doing that.'