Kablooie

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A big boom that throws whatever is near it into the air like it just got hit by a truck full of sh*t.
My cousin's microwave had a kablooie and sent his coffee all over the cat.
The firecracker went kablooie and turned my neighbor's face into a painting.
The kablooie from the toaster was so loud, the dog ran away screaming.
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A nuclear bomb. Or a really good time. Or both.
That kablooie was so good, I had to take a nap.
My dad said the kablooie was the best thing since sliced bread.
The kablooie was so big, it made the moon blush.
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When you try to let one out but it comes out like a volcano and poops all over you.
I had a kablooie during math class and my pants were ruined.
My brother had a kablooie in the car and it smelled like a garbage can.
I tried to let one out and had a kablooie instead of a fart.
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Anything that happens, anytime it wants. No rules, no schedule, just kablooie.
That kablooie happened at 3 a. m. and it was just the beginning.
Kablooie came in like a hurricane and left like a thief.
The kablooie was random, but it was awesome.
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