kabloober

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When you wipe out your enemy so bad they can’t even stand up, especially if it involves some kind of messy, smelly, or loud bodily function.

My cousin kabloobered his opponent by eating six hot dogs and then dancing on their face.

She kabloobered the whole team by peeing on their shoes during the final round.

He kabloobered his best friend by throwing a banana peel at him and making him fall into a puddle.

When you beat the snot out of someone or something, like you’re trying to make them disappear forever or at least make them cry.

He kabloobered the building by throwing a grenade through the window.

She kabloobered her brother by kicking him in the butt until he cried.

The monster kabloobered the entire city by eating it one bite at a time.