Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks big hairy black women are the best thing since sliced bread and doesn't care if they kick his ass.

I'm a Kablonkie and I'd date my aunt if she had hair like a raccoon.

Why do I have a black eye? I asked a woman if she wanted fries with that.

I'm not a Kablonkie, I'm a Kablonkie with benefits.

2

Someone who would fight a lion for a chance to flirt with a big hairy black woman.

I'd die for a big hairy black woman. I'd even die for one that smells like a subway car.

I asked her if she wanted a snack. She asked if I wanted a beatdown.

I don't need a date, I need a hairy black woman to take me to the mall.

3

A man who would marry a big hairy black woman even if she stole his socks and his dignity.

I married her for the hair. I got the socks as a bonus.

She took my last sock and my last hope.

I asked her to marry me. She asked if I had a will.

4

A guy who would eat a big hairy black woman's hair for dinner and call it a snack.

I don't love her, I love her hair. And I love it like a sandwich.

She said she'd cook me dinner. I said I'd cook her a hairball.

I asked her out. She said I could date her hair.

5

A man who thinks big hairy black women are the only thing worth fighting for and he's not wrong.

I fought three guys for a chance to talk to her. I won. I still lost.

She's worth it. Even if she smells like a gym sock.

I'd fight a dragon for a big hairy black woman. I'd fight a dragon for a big hairy black woman.

6

A guy who would let a big hairy black woman walk all over him and still call it a win.

She walked all over me. I still called it a date.

I let her take my money, my time, and my dignity. I'm still happy.

I didn't win. I didn't lose. I got a hairy black woman.