Kabloink

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When a tiny thing bonks you in the face like you’re a doofus.
The fridge door slammed me in the face. Kabloink.
My cousin threw a pebble at me. Kabloink.
I got hit by a flying sock. Kabloink.
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When something tiny hits you like you didn’t watch where you were going.
A fly zipped into my forehead. Kabloink.
I bumped into a wall. Kabloink.
A pencil flew at me. Kabloink.
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When you get smacked by something little like you deserved it.
A cheeseburger flew at me. Kabloink.
A kid threw a crumb at me. Kabloink.
A paper airplane hit my head. Kabloink.
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When a little thing whacks you like you're a target.
A marble hit me in the face. Kabloink.
A flying eraser nailed me. Kabloink.
A tiny bean hit me. Kabloink.
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When a tiny object hits you like you asked for it.
A piece of gum flew at me. Kabloink.
A flying chip hit me. Kabloink.
A small rock bounced off my head. Kabloink.
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When you get poked by something little like you’re a dummy.
A thumbtack hit me in the forehead. Kabloink.
A flying sticker zipped into me. Kabloink.
A tiny bead hit me. Kabloink.
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