Kabless You

You sneeze like a dragon and your friend says 'Kabless You' like you just cursed their grandma

At lunch, my homie sneezed and said 'Kabless You' and I died laughing

My mom said 'Kabless You' after I sneezed and I told her she had a bad day

My teacher said 'Kabless You' after I sneezed and I wanted to throw my pencil at her

My friend said 'Kabless You' and I said 'Why don't you just say bless you?'

My dog sneezed and my brother said 'Kabless You' and I laughed so hard I cried

At the mall, some guy sneezed and said 'Kabless You' and I wanted to beat him up

My sister said 'Kabless You' after my dad sneezed and I told her to shut up

I sneezed and my friend said 'Kabless You' and I said 'You're the worst'

I sneezed and my friend said 'Kabless You' and I said 'You’re gonna get a wedgie from the devil' back

My homie said 'Kabless You' and I told him to stop being weird

At the park, my neighbor sneezed and said 'Kabless You' and I laughed so hard I fell over

My homie said 'Kabless You' after I sneezed and I said 'You're either high or got hit by a car'

My sister said 'Kabless You' and I said 'You're not even making sense'

My friend said 'Kabless You' and I said 'What even is that?'

My friend said 'Kabless You' and I said 'That was the worst joke ever'

At school, my teacher said 'Kabless You' and I said 'You're not funny'

My brother said 'Kabless You' and I said 'You're the worst at jokes'