Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so wasted you think the toilet is a dance floor and your pants are a fashion statement

I tried to pee and ended up doing the Macarena

My friend said the pizza was talking to him

I texted my mom and she replied with a photo of a cat wearing sunglasses

2

You're so wasted you believe the ceiling is a portal to another dimension and your socks are sacred

I tried to touch the ceiling and fell into a chair

I told my roommate the clouds were aliens

I wore my socks inside out and cried about it

3

You're so trashed you think your phone is a magical creature and your fridge is a spaceship

I tried to text my ex and ended up talking to my fridge

I told my phone it was a dragon

I tried to open the fridge and it yelled at me

4

You're so wasted you think your shoes are doing the tango and your hair is a superhero

I tried to walk and my shoes started dancing

I told my hair it was Batman

I tried to brush my hair and it ran away

5

You're so wasted you think your cat is a wizard and your bed is a throne

I tried to pet my cat and it cast a spell on me

I told my bed it was the king of the castle

I tried to sleep and my bed started singing

6

You're so wasted you think your breath is a dragon and your voice is a spaceship

I tried to talk and my breath roasted my friend

I told my voice it was going to Mars

I tried to whisper and my voice blasted a rocket