Kablastafuck

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To blast someone with a gun so hard it feels like your face got a facepalm from a bullet.
My cousin kablastafucked the mailman because he gave him a bad coffee.
The guy at the mall kablastafucked three security guards for stealing his snacks.
I kablastafucked my ex because he texted me a meme of a dying cat.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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So drunk you think you’re in a video game and your feet are just extra characters.
My aunt kablastafucked at the bar and tried to dance with a table.
My brother kablastafucked so hard he married a pizza box.
I kablastafucked and tried to talk to my dog in Spanish.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you do something so bad it makes your mom cry and your dog run away.
I kablastafucked by yelling at my little brother in front of my mom.
My friend kablastafucked by stealing my lunch and eating it in front of me.
The guy who kablastafucked by hitting a squirrel with a baseball bat.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re so stuck you’re like a sock in a dryer and you can’t get out.
I was kablastafucked when I got caught eating my mom’s last cookie.
My friend was kablastafucked when he got stuck in a vending machine.
I was kablastafucked when my dog ate my homework and my teacher knew.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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