kablastafried

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When you inhale so much weed so fast it feels like your lungs are on fire and your brain is screaming for mercy.

I just kablastafried after trying to finish my entire bag in one hit. My head feels like a piñata that got hit by a truck.

My roommate kablastafried and now he's talking to the ceiling like it's his ex.

I kablastafried so hard I forgot my own name. My dog knows my name. My dog is smarter than me.

A situation where you smoke so much weed so fast it feels like your brain is melting and your body is begging you to stop.

I kablastafried and now I’m crying about my mom’s old boyfriend. That’s not normal.

She kablastafried and started singing show tunes to her plants. Her plants are probably embarrassed.

I kablastafried so hard I started talking to my fridge. It doesn’t care.

When you smoke so much weed so fast it’s like your body turned into a garbage disposal and your brain is the trash.

He kablastafried and now he thinks he’s a superhero. He’s also covered in ketchup. Not sure which is worse.

I kablastafried and my dog started dancing. He’s not usually that weird.

She kablastafried and now she’s arguing with her socks. That’s not a normal thing to do.

When you smoke so much weed so fast it’s like your brain is getting thrown out of a moving car and your body is screaming.

I kablastafried and now I’m convinced my neighbor is a robot. He’s not. He’s just tired.

He kablastafried and started drawing on the walls with his spaghetti. That’s not a normal thing to do.

She kablastafried and now she’s arguing with the mailman. He’s not listening.

When you smoke so much weed so fast it’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster and your body is just trying to survive.

I kablastafried and now I think my cat is a wizard. He’s not. He’s just smug.

She kablastafried and started talking to her plants. They’re probably tired of her now.

He kablastafried and now he thinks he’s a dragon. He’s also covered in glitter. That’s not normal.

When you smoke so much weed so fast it feels like your brain is in a blender and your body is just hoping it stops.

I kablastafried and now I think my toaster is trying to tell me a joke. It’s not. It’s just broken.

She kablastafried and started painting the ceiling with yogurt. That’s not normal.

He kablastafried and now he’s arguing with the television. It’s not listening.