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a person so fake or hot you yell kablamy at them and they act like they’ve never heard the word before. it’s like they’re pretending they’re not the main character of your life.
my ex said kablamy and i said 'you know that's a real word right?' and she said 'no' and i cried
i called my best friend kablamy and she said 'i’ve been called that since 2012' and i felt old
my crush said kablamy and i said 'i know that word' and he said 'you’re not the main character' and i died inside