kablamoplasty

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Smothering your ex's face with a giant load of cum to make her look like a fried potato.
I did kablamoplasty on my ex so hard her face looked like a meatball sub.
My cousin's girlfriend got kablamoplasty and now she cries every time she looks in the mirror.
I did kablamoplasty to my mom and now she thinks she's a famous singer.
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Squishing your girlfriend's face with a big glob of jizz to make her look like a melted ice cream cone.
My bf did kablamoplasty on me and now my face is stuck in the 90s.
I did kablamoplasty to my sister and now she thinks she's a rock star.
My dad did kablamoplasty to my mom and now they both look like they got hit by a truck.
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Slapping a big wad of cum on your girlfriend’s face so hard it looks like a pancake.
I did kablamoplasty to my crush and now she thinks I'm a monster.
My brother did kablamoplasty to his girlfriend and now she can't stop laughing.
My teacher did kablamoplasty to me during class and now I'm famous.
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