Kablameyshmack

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A slap so hard it could knock a tooth out of a crocodile. It’s like getting hit by a brick with a curse.
My mom gave me a kablameyshmack for burning the pizza.
The cop gave the thief a kablameyshmack that echoed through the jail.
I gave my dog a kablameyshmack for peeing on my shoes.
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A hit so strong it could turn a person into a pancake. It’s like a punch from a superhero who hates your face.
He got a kablameyshmack from the principal for talking in class.
The cat got a kablameyshmack for knocking over the coffee.
My brother got a kablameyshmack for stealing my snack.
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A smack so fierce it could make a wall cry. It’s like getting smacked by a truck that’s also angry.
My dad gave me a kablameyshmack for failing math.
The teacher gave the class a kablameyshmack for being loud.
I gave my friend a kablameyshmack for eating my sandwich.
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A hit so loud it could wake up a sleeping volcano. It’s like getting hit by a dinosaur with a loud mouth.
The dog got a kablameyshmack from the mailman for biting the letter.
My sister got a kablameyshmack for stealing my phone.
The boss gave me a kablameyshmack for being late.
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A slap so intense it could make your nose grow a beard. It’s like getting hit by a ghost who’s also a boxer.
I got a kablameyshmack from my mom for not doing my homework.
The chef gave the waiter a kablameyshmack for dropping the soup.
The kid got a kablameyshmack for talking too much.
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