Kablah

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Kablah is when an artist sticks 20 hit of acid up their nose and draws with a broken crayon while screaming at the sky. It’s like a nightmare made by a toddler who just got kicked by a donkey.

My art teacher did Kablah and now the ceiling is crying.

I saw a guy do Kablah in the park and it looked like a war zone.

My dog tried Kablah and now the floor is melting.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kablah is a Klingon swear word so bad it could make a baby cry. Mel Gibson uses it to scare people and also to threaten his neighbors. If you say it in front of a Klingon, they might beat you to death with a spoon.

Mel Gibson yelled Kablah at the mailman and he ran away screaming.

My uncle said Kablah at the dinner table and my aunt fainted.

Klingons heard Kablah and started a war in the cafeteria.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kablah is when Mel Gibson plays banjo in the church and screams it at people who don’t tip him. It’s like a monster from a horror movie that also sings show tunes.

Mel Gibson did Kablah at the church and I got a ticket for being too loud.

My mom said Kablah to the grocery store clerk and he gave us free bread.

My brother tried Kablah and now he’s banned from the mall.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kablah is what you shout when you’re stuck in a room with your ex and no one has anything to say. It’s like the worst version of a karaoke night with no music.

We said Kablah in the elevator and no one moved for 10 minutes.

At the dinner party, we said Kablah and it turned into a fight.

I said Kablah in class and my teacher gave me a time-out.

by Slangipedia 10d ago