Kablabberd

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1
To get slammed like a sack of bricks; to be smashed into the ground like a pancake
My brother kablabberd me after I said his hair looked like a raccoon's nest.
That cake hit the floor so hard, it kablabberd itself into a million crumbs.
I kablabberd my math test because I forgot to study.
2
To be knocked flat like a dead bug; to get wrecked so bad you can’t stand up
The door slammed into me so hard, I kablabberd and stayed on the floor for five minutes.
That chicken nugget hit my face so hard, I kablabberd and cried.
He kablabberd during the game because he got tackled by a giant.
3
To be pummeled like a meatball in a blender; to be totally and completely flattened
I kablabberd after I tried to fight a robot and lost.
That pie hit the ground so hard, it kablabberd and made a mess everywhere.
She kablabberd during the dance-off because she stepped on her friend’s foot.
4
To be smashed so hard you’re stuck in the floor; to be beaten like a drum in a rock band
He kablabberd when the giant threw him into the wall like a ragdoll.
That pizza hit the floor and kablabberd into a flat pancake.
I kablabberd because I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.
5
To be crushed like a bug under a truck; to be flattened so bad you’re barely alive
That dog kablabberd me when he ran into me at full speed.
The giant cookie hit the ground and kablabberd into a flat disk.
I kablabberd during the race because I tripped into a pile of dirt.
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