kabizzleebooted

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Busted, trapped for life, when you're stoned out of your mind and the ceiling looks like a toilet full of glitter

I got kabizzleebooted and the ceiling was a glittery toilet. I cried.

My dog kabizzleebooted and peed on the couch. I’m dead.

I was kabizzleebooted and thought my mom was a giant disco ball.

Trapped like a rat in a microwave, when you're high and everything looks like it’s on fire and you’re screaming at the sky

I got kabizzleebooted and screamed at the sky. My neighbors called the cops.

My friend got kabizzleebooted and tried to eat the TV. It was weird.

I was kabizzleebooted and thought my socks were on fire.

Stuck in a forever high, when you're wasted and you think the sun is your ex and it's giving you the middle finger

I got kabizzleebooted and the sun was my ex. It gave me the finger.

My sister got kabizzleebooted and tried to hug the moon. She fell asleep.

I was kabizzleebooted and thought my shoes were dancing. They were.