kabiratrooper

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#pastrami addiction#mood swings#flying meatheads

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the foot soldiers of the Senior Kabir's army. They can float a little bit, but they need pastrami every twenty seconds or they’ll turn into a bunch of moody meatheads.
Kabiratrooper 1 just yelled at Kabiratrooper 2 because he didn’t get his pastrami on time.
They were flying in formation until one guy bit another’s ear off.
They’re still arguing about who got the last pastrami slice.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the grunts of the Senior Kabir's army. They can hover for a bit, but they need pastrami every twenty seconds or they’ll start a food fight.
They were fighting over a sandwich when the enemy showed up.
They took down three enemies, then ate each other.
They forgot to refuel and crashed into a tree.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the basic soldiers of the Senior Kabir's army. They can float a little, but they need pastrami every twenty seconds or they’ll turn into a mess of angry meat.
They tried to take over the city, but they ate each other first.
They were flying fine until one guy bit another’s finger off.
They crashed into a lake and started swimming in pastrami.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the foot soldiers of the Senior Kabir's army. They can float for a while, but they need pastrami every twenty seconds or they’ll start a meat riot.
They fought off an army, then started fighting each other over pastrami.
They flew in circles until they got hungry.
They took down two enemies, then ate one of their own.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the basic troops of the Senior Kabir's army. They can hover, but they need pastrami every twenty seconds or they’ll become a bunch of moody meat.
They were flying in peace until one guy got hungry and bit another’s leg off.
They took down three enemies, then all started arguing about who got the last pastrami.
They crashed into a building and started eating the walls.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the basic soldiers of the Senior Kabir's army. They can float for a bit, but they need pastrami every twenty seconds or they’ll turn into a group of angry meat.
They were flying fine until one guy got hungry and bit another’s arm off.
They fought off the enemy, then all started fighting each other over pastrami.
They flew in formation, then crashed into a lake and started swimming in meat.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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