kabirathon

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A contest where Kabirs stuff their faces with every kind of food from every country until they burst. The winner gets to chow down on the losers like they’re junk food.
I ate a taco, a samosa, and a hot dog in 30 seconds. I’m gonna win this kabirathon for sure.
My cousin ate a whole pizza and a fried chicken leg in one bite. He’s a monster.
I finished the kabirathon and then ate all my friends. It was glorious.
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A eating competition so brutal, it’s like a war between stomachs. Kabirs from Pakistan and America get their faces smashed with every kind of food they can find.
I ate a burrito, a burger, and a bowl of noodles all at once. I’m the kabirathon king.
My friend ate so much, his pants fell off. He’s a legend.
I ate a whole cake, a pizza, and a taco in 2 minutes. I won the kabirathon.
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A messy eating contest where Kabirs try to chow down on every kind of food from every country. The winner gets to eat the other Kabirs like they’re snacks.
I ate a pizza, a hot dog, and a fried rice in one go. I’m the kabirathon champion.
I ate so much, I vomited. But I still won the kabirathon.
I ate a whole plate of food and won the kabirathon. My stomach is happy.
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