kabini

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A god-like alter ego who thinks they’re the best at everything and everyone else is just trash.

Kabini showed up and beat my high score by 100 points. I cried.

My dog became Kabini and ate my homework. I failed math.

Kabini showed up at my job and told my boss he was a failure. My boss fired me.

When you act like you're a god and everyone else is just background noise.

Kabini showed up in my group chat and said I was a failure. I blocked him.

At the gym, Kabini flexed so hard the weights broke. I left.

My mom turned into Kabini and said my life was a mess. I got a new life.

To knock someone out in poker or to get so mad your last name gets said wrong and you punch a wall.

Kabini knocked out my brother in poker. He cried and I laughed.

My name got said wrong and I became Kabini. I punched the wall and it got broken.

Kabini knocked out my friend and then knocked out my mom. I got a new life.