Kabinglerdanglin

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a giant sausage hanging loose, usually owned by a flabby old man who can't get it up
My grandpa's kabinglerdanglin is so big, it has its own ZIP code.
He tried to hide it under his pants, but it still waved hello.
I asked him if he needed a second job, and he said, 'No, just a second penis.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a meaty dangling thing that hangs so low, it could be used as a doorstop
His kabinglerdanglin is so long, it almost touched the ground.
He walked into a door, and it didn't open, it just gave up.
He tried to sit down, and it got stuck in the chair.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a flabby, hanging piece of meat that makes you question life choices
I saw his kabinglerdanglin, and I immediately regretted my life choices.
He told me he used it to mop the floor, and I believed him.
It's so big, it has its own gravity.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a soft, wobbly thing that hangs like a broken rope, owned by a man who's seen better days
His kabinglerdanglin is so wobbly, it could be used as a pendulum.
He used it to swing his grandson, and now the kid won't stop laughing.
It's so soft, it could be used as a pillow.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a giant, sagging thing that makes you wonder why it's still attached
His kabinglerdanglin is so saggy, it has its own gravity.
He said it used to be tight, but now it's just tired.
It's so big, it has its own personality.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a long, loose thing that hangs like a curtain, usually owned by a man who's seen too many movies
His kabinglerdanglin is so long, it could be used as a curtain.
He used it to block the light, and now it's the best part of his day.
He said it's so long, it could be used as a ladder.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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