Kabingleflopper

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A Flopper who gets kabingled in three spots and lives in the north of Zimbabwe. They’re so bad at it they could make ice cream taste like sewage.
My cousin is a Kabingleflopper. He got kabingled in his mouth, his elbow, and his butt. I had to eat his ice cream and it was like eating a fart.
This Kabingleflopper got kabingled in three places and still thinks he’s a king. His ice cream was so bad my dog ran away.
My teacher called me a Kabingleflopper because I got kabingled in my head, my feet, and my pants. I had to eat ice cream for a week.
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A Flopper who got kabingled three times and lives in the north of Zimbabwe. They’re so bad at life they could turn ice cream into a curse.
That Kabingleflopper got kabingled in his eyes, his nose, and his toes. I tried to eat his ice cream and it made me cry.
My friend is a Kabingleflopper. He got kabingled in his mouth, his shoulder, and his brain. His ice cream was so bad I threw it at the teacher.
I got called a Kabingleflopper because I got kabingled three times. My ice cream was so bad it was like eating a dead rat.
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A Flopper who lives in the north of Zimbabwe and got kabingled in three spots. They’re so bad at it they could make ice cream taste like dog poop.
My neighbor is a Kabingleflopper. He got kabingled in his head, his hip, and his knee. I had to eat his ice cream and it was like eating a sock.
This Kabingleflopper got kabingled in three places and still thinks he’s a hero. His ice cream was so bad I had to take a bath.
My sister got called a Kabingleflopper because she got kabingled in her foot, her neck, and her arm. Her ice cream was so bad it made my dog sick.
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