kabilan

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A guy so chill he could sit on a hot stove and still say it's barely warm

Kabilan just walked into a burning building and said 'I'm gonna take a nap here.'

He was stuck in traffic for 4 hours and still smiled like he was on vacation.

He got yelled at by his mom and just said 'I’ll be back in 5 minutes.'

He’s the kind of guy who can make a boring Tuesday feel like a wild party

Kabilan showed up to a funeral and started telling jokes to the corpse.

He turned a math test into a rap battle.

He made the lunch lady cry with his compliments.

A person who gets his ass torn up like a taco at a rodeo

Kabilan went face first into a cactus and came out looking like a piñata at a party.

He ran into a wall at full speed and said 'That was just a warm-up.'

He got thrown off a horse and landed in a mud pit like it was a spa.

The kind of guy who can make your brain shut up and just listen

Kabilan told a story so good, my dog fell asleep listening to it.

He gave a speech that made my teacher cry.

He played a song that made my cat start dancing.