kabigting

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A Kabigting is the reason the party exists. Without them, nobody shows up. They’re the one who gets the good seats, the best snacks, and the most attention. Everyone else is just background noise.
My cousin is a Kabigting. She showed up to the party in a limo and ordered pizza for the whole block.
My friend’s Kabigting got a free drink just for looking cool.
My neighbor’s Kabigting got the last slice of cake and didn’t even say thank you.
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Kabigting is the person who thinks they’re the main character. They’re the ones who laugh at your jokes and then steal your spotlight. They don’t care about you, they just want the glory.
My Kabigting told my joke and got all the applause.
My teacher’s Kabigting got extra credit even though they didn’t do the work.
My little brother’s Kabigting took the last cookie and called me a ‘crumb eater’.
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Kabigting is the person who thinks they’re rich just because they have a phone. They wear the fanciest shoes, eat the most expensive snacks, and act like they’re important. Everyone else is just there for the show.
My Kabigting wore a $100 shoe to school and called me ‘shoe-less’.
My friend’s Kabigting got a pizza for lunch and didn’t even share.
My cousin’s Kabigting bought a phone and said it was ‘the most expensive one ever’.
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Kabigting is the one who everyone follows like a cult. They have the best taste in food, clothes, and friends. If they say something is cool, it’s cool. If they say something is stupid, it’s stupid.
My Kabigting said the pizza was ‘the best ever’ and now I believe it.
My friend’s Kabigting got a new phone and now everyone wants one.
My neighbor’s Kabigting got a new haircut and now everyone copies it.
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Kabigting is the person who gets everything and never says thank you. They take the best seats, the best snacks, and the best friends. They think they’re the only one who matters.
My Kabigting took the last seat and said ‘I deserve it.’
My friend’s Kabigting took the last snack and called me ‘snack-less.’
My cousin’s Kabigting took my friend and said ‘I need them more.’
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Kabigting is the person who lives in the spotlight and makes everyone else look like the background. They’re the best at everything, and if they say it’s good, it’s good. If they say it’s bad, it’s bad.
My Kabigting said the movie was ‘the best ever’ and now I think it’s the best ever.
My friend’s Kabigting got the best seat and said I was ‘in the back.’
My cousin’s Kabigting got the last cookie and said I was ‘crumb-less.’
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