kabibble

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So drunk you can’t walk straight and you think the Bahamas sent you a postcard.

I drank 12 shots and now I’m kabibble. I’m gonna marry the bartender.

He said he was going to the Bahamas. He’s actually in a trash can.

She tried to text me. I just screamed ‘kabibble’ and hung up.

So messed up you can’t even think straight. You just stare at the ceiling and wonder why your pants are on backwards.

He came to my house and tried to explain quantum physics. I told him he was kabibble.

She ate a whole pizza and cried. That’s kabibble.

He said he had a plan. Then he passed out. That’s kabibble.

A hairy man who’s so gay he’ll do anything. Including being your sex slave and wearing glitter.

That guy at the gym is a kabibble. He’s hairy, gay, and wears glitter.

He said he’d be my sex slave if I gave him a lollipop. That’s kabibble.

He tried to dance and failed. That’s kabibble.

Unnecessary sass that comes out of nowhere and makes you want to punch someone.

She said ‘you’re not even good at life’ and that was kabibble.

He said ‘I’m the best’ and that was kabibble.

She gave me sass after I sneezed. That’s kabibble.