Kabi

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Kabi is like a turbocharged engine, full of energy, never backs down, and will boss you around if you even look at them wrong. They’re super loyal but also a bit of a pain in the ass when things get messy.

My ex is a Kabi, she promised to be my forever friend, but now she’s roasting me on Instagram every day.

My cousin Kabi threatened to quit his job if his boss didn’t give him a raise, and he did it in front of everyone.

Kabi from my class won’t stop talking about how he’s going to be the best leader ever, even though he still can’t tie his shoes.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

He’s Black, and if you don’t know what that means, you’re probably a dumbass who’s never been anywhere.

My friend said, 'He’s Black, and he don’t care if you’re white, black, or purple.'

My teacher told me, 'He’s Black, and he’s not scared of you or your mom.'

My cousin said, 'He’s Black, and he can beat you up in your sleep.'

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This guy is the worst nightmare you can have, he’ll turn your house into a war zone and laugh while you die from stress.

My neighbor told me, 'He showed up at my house and turned my fridge on, I had to call the fire department.'

My friend’s dad said, 'He came to my house, turned on my lights, and I thought it was a robbery.'

My cousin said, 'He showed up at my house and turned on my stove, I had to take a shower in the kitchen.'

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Kabi is a super cute way to say 'okay', like a baby saying 'okay' in a cute voice.

My friend said, 'Kabi, I’ll be there in five minutes.'

My teacher said, 'Kabi, I’ll finish this test later.'

My little brother said, 'Kabi, I’ll eat my vegetables.'

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Kabi is a terrorist who loves to blow things up, or just a random Arab who likes to annoy people.

My cousin said, 'Kabi is going to blow up the school.'

My friend said, 'Kabi is a terrorist, and he’s coming to my house.'

My teacher said, 'Kabi is a terrorist, and he might blow up the whole class.'

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Kabi is the worst Magnus player, he can’t even beat his own grandma.

My friend said, 'Kabi lost to his grandma in Magnus.'

My cousin said, 'Kabi can’t even beat his little brother in Magnus.'

My teacher said, 'Kabi is the worst Magnus player, he can’t even move his pieces.'

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Kabi was once a king, now he’s just a sad old man who’s mad that he’s not important anymore.

My cousin said, 'Kabi was a king, now he’s just a sad old man.'

My friend said, 'Kabi used to be rich, now he’s just a peasant.'

My teacher said, 'Kabi used to be a king, now he’s just a sad old man who can’t even beat his own little brother.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago