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Her parents were smashed when they named her, and it shows. She’s sweet, cute, and slightly unhinged, but she’s chill as hell. She’s a vibe, a musical genius, and pure as a baby’s butt.
Kabery tried to explain her name was a typo. Her dad said it was a typo because he was too drunk to spell.
She cried when her cat died, but then she laughed and played a song about it.
She told her teacher she was ‘kinda psychotic’ and got extra credit.