kabery

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Her parents were smashed when they named her, and it shows. She’s sweet, cute, and slightly unhinged, but she’s chill as hell. She’s a vibe, a musical genius, and pure as a baby’s butt.
Kabery tried to explain her name was a typo. Her dad said it was a typo because he was too drunk to spell.
She cried when her cat died, but then she laughed and played a song about it.
She told her teacher she was ‘kinda psychotic’ and got extra credit.
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Kabery is a goddess of kindness, but also a little bit of chaos. She’s smart, laughs at your dumb jokes, and will fight for you like a warrior. She’s the best kind of friend.
She stayed up all night to help me with my math homework and called my dad a ‘dumbass’ for not helping.
She cried at a sad movie, then sang the whole soundtrack at the top of her lungs.
She told my bully he was ‘a piece of trash’ and then gave him a hug.
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