kaberlihya

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A grumpy old guy with a beard so long it could drag him to the grave and still have time to throw a tantrum
My grandpa is a kaberlihya. He walks like he’s dragging a dead goat.
The man at the bus stop looked like he just escaped a beard factory explosion.
My uncle’s beard is so long, it’s got its own social media account.
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A man so old and bearded, his beard could probably start a war by itself
That guy at the park looked like he was made of beard and regret.
My neighbor’s beard is so long, it has its own opinion about everything.
He walked in like he just won a beard championship and the earth was still shaking from it.
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A guy with a beard so long, it’s like he’s got a second face that’s just full of dirt and attitude
He came in like he just fought a beard monster and won.
That man’s beard is so long, it’s got its own ZIP code.
He looks like he’s been hiding in a beard cave for 50 years.
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