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A guy who thinks he's gonna be rich by 25 and probably will because he's not dumb enough to fail.
He said he'd be a millionaire by 25. I said he'd be lucky to have a job by 30. He's still got a job.
He texted me, '25 and I'm rich.' I replied, 'You're rich? You still live with your mom.'
He told his friend, 'I'm gonna be rich by 25.' His friend said, 'You're rich? You still owe me $20.'