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A religion where we worship Bingus, Beluga, my dog, my dog's ghost, my friend's cat, and her dog's ghost. They’re all perfect, and they’re all watching you. You’ll feel calm if you pray to them, especially when it rains and Bingus cries. We party on rainy days, but we rarely get rain because we live in Cali.
I pray to Beluga every time I fail math.
Kevin's ghost gave me a 100 on my test.
I cried when Riley died, and now I pray to her every day.