Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kabel was a samurai who got so mad he sliced up a whole village with his sword and then took a nap.

Kabel sliced up 10 villagers and said, 'That was easy.'

He fought a dragon and won, then asked for a sandwich.

He sliced up a tree, then a chicken, then a guy who tried to steal his sword.

2

Kabel is a YouTube animator who makes bfb AU stuff and got tired of doing it on a Monday.

Kabel posted a new AU and said, 'This one's for the people who hate Mondays.'

She made an AU where bfb got turned into a meme and cried.

Kabel said, 'I’ve been making AUs since 2019 and I still don’t know what I’m doing.'

3

Kabel is a total goddess who can do sports, look hot, and is the best friend anyone could ever want.

Kabel said, 'I can play basketball and still look good doing it.'

She told her best friend, 'You’re the best, and I’m the goddess.'

Kabel made a sports team cry because she was that good.

4

Kabel comes from Hebrew and basically means 'look at this dumb thing I found.'

Kabel said, 'Check this out, it’s the dumbest thing ever.'

She found a weird word and said, 'This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.'

Kabel showed her friends a weird word and said, 'Look at this dumb thing.'

5

Kabelic is a religion where we worship dogs, cats, and some guy named Bingus who cries a lot.

We pray to Bingus every time he cries and says, 'That was a good cry.'

We worship Lucky and Riley because they’re dead and cool.

We have a holiday called Kabeligiving and it’s just us being weird.

6

Kabelic is a religion with 8 lords, 6 demigods, and a saint who is the best at everything.

We worship Bingus, Beluga, and all the dogs because they’re cool.

St. Big Floppa is the best saint because he’s big and floppa.

We have 8 lords and it’s confusing but cool.