kabeen

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A smelly, sneaky creature that steals your fries and hides under tables like a little f***ing coward. Some Kabeens are so f***ed up they eat so many mushrooms they go crazy and start yelling at ghosts.
I saw a Kabeen steal my burger and then burp in my face.
My kid came home screaming because a Kabeen bit his toe.
At the mall, a Kabeen ran into me and knocked over a whole cart of ice cream.
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A f***ing ugly creature that lurks in the back of restaurants and steals your food. They’re so f***ed up they think mushrooms are snacks, not drugs.
That Kabeen took my nachos and ran off like a thief.
My friend’s dog chased a Kabeen into a toilet.
A Kabeen sat on my lap and started eating my pizza.
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A smelly, runty little beast that loves stealing your food and hiding under tables. They’re so f***ed up they think magic mushrooms are candy and start screaming at the ceiling.
I dropped my sandwich and a Kabeen grabbed it and ran.
My brother’s Kabeen got so high it started dancing on the table.
A Kabeen walked into my room and ate my homework.
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