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a guy who talks too much and acts like he's the best at everything even when he's clearly not
Joe started talking about his weekend like it was the Super Bowl. No one cared.
He said he beat a kid in a video game. That kid was 6 years old.
He bragged about his math test until someone told him he got a D.
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a guy who thinks he's cool but everyone else thinks he's a total loser
Joe tried to do a dance in the hallway and looked like a confused flamingo.
He wore a hat inside and called it 'style.' It was just embarrassment.
He tried to be the leader of the group and got laughed out of the room.
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a guy who acts like he knows everything but clearly doesn't
Joe said he knew how to fix a car. He didn't even know how to open the hood.
He told everyone he could play piano. He pressed one key and called it a song.
He said he knew the answer to the question. It was about science. He said 'marmalade.'
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a guy who talks like he's important but no one listens
Joe talked for 10 minutes about his pet goldfish. No one cared.
He tried to explain how he won a game. No one believed him.
He said he was going to be rich someday. No one thinks he'll ever get out of middle school.
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a guy who acts like he's the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise
Joe walked into the room and everyone else stopped talking. He didn't notice.
He thought he was the best at everything. He didn't even know how to tie his shoes.
He said he was going to be famous. He didn't even know what famous meant.
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