Kabeasta

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A mythical freak with curly hair so long it looks like it was dipped in glitter and cursed. He roams the earth barefoot, plays a harmonica like it's his last meal, and if you cut his hair, he turns into a crying baby who smells like old socks.

I saw Kabeasta in the park playing his harmonica so loud, I thought my ears were gonna pop.

My cousin tried to cut Kabeasta's hair and now he's crying in a corner with a snack bag.

Kabeasta walked past my house and my dog started dancing like it was at a rave.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A huge person, usually a girl, with dreads that look like they were pulled out by a goat. She can lift cars like they’re toys and taunts people like they’re her lunch.

That girl at school with the dreads picked up my backpack and threw it like a football.

My sister’s friend Kabeasta once lifted my mom’s car and yelled, 'You’re not scary, you’re just weak.'

I saw Kabeasta in the mall and she made a guy cry by just staring at him.

by Slangipedia 10d ago