kabbo

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Kabbo is a loudmouth who never shuts up and thinks he's the smartest kid in the world. He memorizes stuff like a freak and plays games like he's paid to.
Kabbo: 'I remember every single game I've ever played!' (He just remembered the rules from 20 minutes ago.)
Kabbo: 'I'm going to beat you in this game even if it takes me all night!' (He didn't even win.)
Kabbo: 'I'm telling the truth, even if it hurts you!' (He just called his mom a bad name.)
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Kabbo is a Cudir vai from Jessore who randomly shows up and acts like he owns the place.
Kabbo: 'I'm from Jessore, so I'm the best!' (He just got into a fight with someone from Dhaka.)
Kabbo: 'I'm here for a reason!' (He didn't know why he was there.)
Kabbo: 'I'm a Cudir vai, so I'm important!' (He was just sitting in the back.)
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Kabbo is a baby who screams like a madman and acts like he's the love of your life.
Kabbo: 'I love you so much!' (He just called you a bad name.)
Kabbo: 'I'm your best friend!' (He just broke your favorite toy.)
Kabbo: 'I'm so cute!' (He just cried for 10 minutes.)
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Kabbo is a grown-up who acts like a child and hides his feelings because he's too weak to show them.
Kabbo: 'I'm fine!' (He just cried in the corner.)
Kabbo: 'I don't need friends!' (He just asked for a hug.)
Kabbo: 'I'm mature!' (He just threw a tantrum.)
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Kabbo is a flower-giving, weirdo who acts like he's cool but is actually just kind and weird.
Kabbo: 'I give you flowers every weekend!' (He just brought a dead plant.)
Kabbo: 'I'm hot!' (He just wore a t-shirt with a duck on it.)
Kabbo: 'I'm kind!' (He just called you a bad name.)
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Kabbo is a Cudir vai from Jashore who acts like he's special and thinks he's the best.
Kabbo: 'I'm from Jashore, so I'm the best!' (He just got into a fight with someone from Dhaka.)
Kabbo: 'I'm special!' (He just sat in the back.)
Kabbo: 'I'm a Cudir vai!' (He just forgot what that means.)
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