Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A kid who yells at the internet like it owes him money

"YouTube, I will end you!", after his 12th video about his cat's middle finger"

"I subscribe to every channel that has 1 follower. That's how I win."

"Why is my life not as cool as my subscribers? I will burn this channel down."

2

A human who lives in a computer and talks about his feelings

"My 3D printer broke. I feel like I lost my first love."

"I made a video about my feelings. It got 3 likes. I will haunt you for this."

"I am not a failure. I am just a very sad human with a webcam."

3

A kid who thinks he's famous and yells at people who don't watch his videos

"You didn't like my video? I will make a video about you not liking my video!""

"I have 100 subscribers. That's more than my mom. I'm famous."

"You're not even in my top 100. I will delete you from my life."

4

A human who screams into a microphone like it's the last day on Earth

"I will scream until my voice is gone!", after his 5th video about his dog's face"

"I'm not just a content creator. I'm a scream warrior."

"My voice is broken. My subscribers are broken. The internet is broken."

5

A kid who thinks he's a legend and cries when people don't like his videos

"You didn't like my video? I will cry in the comments!""

"I am a legend. I have 100 subscribers. That's more than my dad."

"I cried for 3 hours. That's how much I love my subscribers."

6

A human who lives in a room with 1000 videos and talks to himself

"I talk to myself. That's how I get through the day.""

"I made 1000 videos. That's more than my mom's life."

"I talk to myself. My subscribers talk to me. We are all friends."