kabba-slappa

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A fancy word for rich celebrities who follow weird money-based religions just so they can look cool and act like they know what they're doing.

@celeb1: I'm not rich, I'm just a kabba-slappa.

DM from a influencer: 'I joined the cult because it's trendy, not because I believe in it.'

In a tweet: 'Kabbalah is just a fashion statement.'

Rich people who pretend to worship a weird money god just to seem important and cool.

@richguy: I'm not a follower, I'm a kabba-slappa.

In a TikTok comment: 'I don't believe in money, I just dress like I do.'

From a Instagram post: 'Kabbalah is just a brand now.'

Famous folks who follow a crazy money religion just to look good and act like they're in on a secret.

In a podcast: 'I'm not spiritual, I'm a kabba-slappa.'

From a tweet: 'Kabbalah is just a filter on my face.'

In a DM: 'I follow the cult because it's the new cool.'

Wealthy celebrities who follow a weird money-based religion just to look fancy and act like they're special.

In a Instagram story: 'I don't need money, I'm a kabba-slappa.'

From a tweet: 'Kabbalah is just a fancy way to spend my money.'

In a TikTok caption: 'I joined the cult for the fashion.'

Rich celebrities who follow a weird money religion just to look important and act like they're in on a big deal.

In a podcast: 'I'm not a cult member, I'm a kabba-slappa.'

From a DM: 'I follow the money god because it's trendy.'

In a tweet: 'Kabbalah is just a way to look rich.'