Kabba

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A holy spot for Muslims where Abraham supposedly built the first temple of Gos, but also where Satan annoyed Abraham so much he probably wanted to punch him.

I visited Kabba and all I got was this lousy temple and a bunch of temptation.

Abraham was at Kabba and Satan was like, 'Hey, why not try this?', and he was like, 'No, I don't have time for your nonsense.'

Kabba is where Abraham got so annoyed by Satan he probably started a religion just to shut him up.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A prefix that means 'super non-gentile' like it's a fancy way of saying 'you're not even close to being cool.'

Kabba-blah is the worst thing ever. It's like non-gentile but with extra hate.

My cousin joined Kabba-blah and now he thinks he's a priest of the non-gentile.

Kabba-blah is the prefix that says, 'I'm not just non-gentile. I'm the worst kind.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A fancy name for rich celebs who follow weird religions just because they want to look cool and have Instagram followers.

Kabba is just rich stars pretending to be religious for the likes.

My aunt joined Kabba and now she wears a robe and takes selfies in the temple.

Kabba is the reason why every celebrity now has a weird religion and a fancy robe.

by Slangipedia 10d ago