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a guy who throws cash at a girl's prom just because she's a pain in the ass and he's too dumb to say no
He paid for her prom because she cried every time he texted her.
He dropped $300 on her prom because she called him a loser in front of his friends.
He paid for her prom just so she'd stop texting him at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the idiot who buys a girl's prom ticket even though she's been nothing but a nightmare
He paid for her prom because she threatened to tell his mom about his bad grades.
He paid for her prom because she posted a mean tweet about him.
He paid for her prom because she said she'd slap him if he didn't.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who spends his allowance on a girl's prom even though she treats him like garbage
He used his whole allowance for her prom because she said she'd break up with him.
He spent his lunch money on her prom because she laughed at his hair.
He paid for her prom because she called him a f***ing dork in class.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who buys a girl's prom just because she won't stop bugging him and he's too lazy to fight back
He paid for her prom because she texted him 50 times in one day.
He paid for her prom because she wouldn't stop talking about her ex.
He paid for her prom because she kept making fun of his voice.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who buys a girl's prom just because he's too f***ing weak to say no
He paid for her prom because she said she'd dump him in front of everyone.
He paid for her prom because she posted a fake prom invite on his wall.
He paid for her prom because he was too f***ing scared to tell her no.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who wastes his money on a girl's prom because she won't stop nagging him
He wasted his money on her prom because she nagged him for weeks.
He paid for her prom because she nagged him during lunch.
He spent his savings on her prom because she nagged him at 1 a. m.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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