kabazzillion

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so much it makes your brain explode and your pants smell like regret.

I got a kabazzillion texts from my ex. My phone is broken and my soul is dead.

This kid has a kabazzillion toys. I saw his house. It looks like a toy store exploded.

She said she had a kabazzillion jobs. I believe her. She has a kabazzillion problems too.

like a million times more than a million, and that’s already too much for your sanity.

He said he had a kabazzillion chores. I believe him. He’s got a kabazzillion sins too.

This pizza has a kabazzillion toppings. I think it’s trying to kill me.

She has a kabazzillion secrets. I know because she told me all of them.

so many you might as well call it a curse from the devil himself.

I got a kabazzillion DMs. My phone is crying and my thumbs are dead.

This kid has a kabazzillion pets. The house is full of chaos and fur.

He said he had a kabazzillion problems. I believe him. He looks like a walking disaster.

so much it’s like you’re being buried under a mountain of garbage and your life.

I have a kabazzillion tasks. I think my brain is going to die.

This kid has a kabazzillion cousins. I think the family is cursed.

She has a kabazzillion jobs. I think she’s trying to kill herself.

so many it’s like the universe is trying to give you a headache and a bad haircut.

He has a kabazzillion chores. I think he’s being punished by God.

This kid has a kabazzillion pets. I think they’re all plotting against him.

She has a kabazzillion secrets. I think she’s hiding a whole other life.