Kabayo

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Kabayo is a stupid Filipino word that came from the Spanish word caballo, which just means horse. Who even needs that?

My uncle said kabayo and I told him to shut up and go home.

In class, my teacher called a horse kabayo and I laughed so hard I cried.

I asked my mom why we say kabayo and she said, 'Because you're stupid.'

Heroin is a piece of trash drug that makes you feel like a god, then a piece of garbage. It’s like the devil’s punch to your brain.

My cousin got high on heroin and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.

I saw a guy shoot up heroin and he screamed like he was being stabbed.

My brother said heroin is better than math and I said, 'You’re both wrong.'

Kabayo is not heroin. It’s not even close. Kabayo is a horse. Heroin is a dirty, stinky, piece of trash that makes you look stupid.

My friend thought kabayo was heroin and now he’s in rehab.

At the party, someone said kabayo and I told them to stop being a f***ing idiot.

I got in trouble for saying kabayo is heroin and now I’m grounded for life.