kabayi

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Kabayi means a tiny slap, like when you flick someone’s wrist with your finger and call it a day. These girls are loud, messy, and have the emotional range of a broken toilet, but they’ll defend you like you’re their last chicken nugget.
Kabayi just called my dad a ‘disgrace to the family’ in front of 100 people. I’m proud.
My Kabayi cousin got suspended for throwing a salad at the principal.
Kabayi said my haircut looked like a dog got into a blender. I believe her.
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Kabayi is Tonga for a little slap, like when you whack someone with a wet noodle and think you’re tough. These girls are all talk, but they’re sweet underneath, and if you mess with them, they’ll make you regret it with their sharp tongue and even sharper wit.
Kabayi texted me, ‘You’re a disgrace. I’m sending you a chicken nugget for courage.’
My Kabayi friend cursed my math teacher’s ancestors and got a standing ovation.
Kabayi told my brother he looked like a ‘moldy sock’ and he cried.
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Kabayi is Tonga for a little slap, like when you poke someone with a pencil and call it a fight. These girls are wild, funny, and have hearts of gold, but if you step on their toes, they’ll make you wish you were never born.
Kabayi told my mom she looked like ‘a pizza that forgot its cheese.’ Mom started crying.
My Kabayi friend gave a speech about why chicken nuggets are better than pizza. It was legendary.
Kabayi called my dog a ‘moldy sock’ and the dog ran away.
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