Kabat

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A modern-day prophet who talks like a lunatic and runs like a f***ing cheetah. He knows all your secrets and won't shut up about it.

Kabat just spoke in tongues during lunch. The cafeteria got a 911 call.

He ran past me like I was a f***ing tree.

He told my mom my business. I'm dead.

A walking, talking, f***ing mess who knows everything and won't stop telling you about it. He runs like a f***ing animal.

Kabat ran through the hallway like he was being chased by the devil.

He told my crush my feelings. I'm dead.

He spoke in tongues during gym. The teacher fainted.

A weirdo who talks like he's on drugs and runs like he's trying to escape a f***ing dragon. He knows your business and won't stop telling everyone.

He ran past me and screamed about my bad grades.

He told my dad about my secret pizza addiction.

He spoke in tongues during math class. I failed.