Kabari

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A big African gorilla who thinks he's cool, eats chicken like it's his job, can't shoot a basketball to save his life, and raps like he's been doing it since the dinosaurs.
Kabari just tried to rap about chicken and missed the ball by 10 feet.
He said he's a basketball legend. I asked him to prove it. He ate chicken and left.
Kabari raps about chicken. I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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She's the kind of girl who won't cry, won't shout, and will make you feel like a total idiot if you mess with her. She's cool, but don't expect her to give you a second shot.
Kabari smiled at me like nothing happened. I know she’s been crying all night.
I messed up. She just said, 'Cool. I'll see you later.' I was like, 'What? You're not even mad?'
She walked past me like I didn't exist. I asked her if she was mad. She said, 'Cool.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A softie who plays basketball like it's a religion and listens to old songs like they’re the only thing that makes him happy. He's got a thick skin, but he’s got a heart of gold.
He played basketball so hard, he fell down like a baby. I told him he looked cool.
He listens to old songs like they're the best thing ever. I asked him why. He said, 'They just feel right.'
He’s got a thick skin, but he cries like a baby when he hears a sad song.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A friendly person who hides their feelings like a secret, but deep down, they want someone to love them and hold them tight. They don’t show it, but they need it.
He smiled at me like nothing was wrong. I know he’s been crying in his room all night.
He asked me to love him. I said, 'You're cool, but you need to show me more.'
He said he’s fine. I know he’s not. He just doesn’t want anyone to see it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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