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A tiny, weak bug that flaps its wings like it’s trying to escape your bad smell.
I’m a kabao, I don’t know why I’m here.
My brain is slower than a kabao in a spiderweb.
That kid is a kabao, he failed math and still thinks he’s cool.
Kabao
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A fake Korean who thinks they’re special but looks like a generic Asian from a bad movie.
My cousin is a kabao, he claims he’s Korean but he looks like a noodle.
That guy is a kabao, he thinks he’s fancy but he eats ramen in a bucket.
She’s a kabao, she can’t even say ‘Korean’ right.
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A person who’s so confused they probably think a calculator is a curse from the gods.
He’s a kabao, he asked me what 2 plus 2 is and I had to explain it like I was talking to a dog.
She’s a kabao, she took 10 minutes to understand how to turn on her phone.
That guy is a kabao, he still thinks the moon is made of cheese.